I am stupid

What a letter in the Coop Magazine this week!

Summary: I am a 35 year old woman. I had an affair with a married man aged 64. Then after a while he answered my calls less and less. I haven't heard from him in 2 months now. Where do I stand?

Her answer: blah, blah, blah it's over.

My answer: Seriously, how fucking stupid are you??? Honestly!!!

All the news that's fit to print! Swiss-style!

The Coop Newspaper arrived yesterday.

For those of you with busy lives who don't have time to read all 96 pages, allow me to summarize its main contents for you.

Pages 14-16 - what is the correct sauce to suit your pasta?

Page 19 tells me that Dentalux Kräuter toothpaste is reduced this week from 1.50 to 1.20 - but hurry, hurry, while stocks last!! This amazing offer is only valid until Saturday 7 August!!!

Singer Baschi (famous for coming 6th in a Pop Idol style TV show!) thinks he is a bit like James Dean...funny that...I know the world regrets James Dean being dead but...