15 May 2008

Cervelats - National Task Force Created

I don't know about you, but the story of the summer so far for me has to be which foreign country will save our saussies with their intestines...

South Africa, Paraguay, and Uruguay are all worthy suppliers of intestines, but you really can't beat Brazil for its footballers, women, and its cows' intestines from native Zebu cattle.

Z-List celebs in Switzerland are called Cervelat Promis - maybe there's a solution in there. Let's find a use for people like Roman Kilchsberger and Baschi by ripping open their guts and using them to sheath our beloved cervelats....harsh but fair I know.....

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